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TAGLINES.WQ
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1991-10-26
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Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
What fools these morals be!
`:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
is OS/2 only half an operating system?
But I thought YOU did the backups...
C code. C code run. Run code, run.
Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
The UART's won't take this speed, Captain
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
So Many Messages!.............So Little Time!
ASCII and ye shall receive.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
Choosy modemers choose GIF
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
My computer NEVER loc
When all else fails, read the docs.
Can I call you Ms. Dos?
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
What we have here is a failure to communicate...
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
Hey! Your Trakball is upside down!
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
"How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S.
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Don't pick up that phonÜ9ô£ NO CARRIER
The universe is laughing behind your back.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
Gentlemen: Start your debuggers...
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses?
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
Never judge a man by his taglines.
The number you have reached is not in service !
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd!
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude
Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted"
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
I know a good tag line when I steal one
I used to have a life, then I got an HST !
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job..
We support Shareware.. Register Yours.
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems"
"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy
Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r, and there was light!
"I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
While (!cat) play (mouse);
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, send me $10
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
You should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick! ■
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? ■
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
True protected mode: unplug keyboard and mouse!
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous..
Spaghetti code means job security.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades!
Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand
Don't vote--it only encourages them!
Hmmmm, I wonder what this button doe╚û Aτ▒NO CARRIER
Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.